Perhaps I should be telling you about how interesting I am and why you should friend me. Am I doing that? In any case, I don't see why you should friend me, since it's not like my posts are particularly interesting, so it doesn't really matter much. This is not to say that I don't want you to friend me. I would love for you to friend me. I like friends. I don't have many friends because I lurk a lot and probably say boring things even when I'm not lurking, but I do want friends. What would make you friend me? Ooh, I know. I have a pretty icon. Would you be willing to friend me if you saw my pretty icon?
And, by the way, I tend to ramble. A lot. If, you know, you weren't able to tell.