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March 2007

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Safe Sex and You!

haha. wow. (just wait for the end.)

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Wow.

That is hilarious.
hahaha...

very amusing.

*falls over and dies.*

You know how hard I would normally be laughing at that?
Yeah. You do.
Well, I just had coffee.
So multiply that x1000.

I'm surprised that the neighbor's dogs didn't start howling at me. (O.K., not really, but you know what I mean.)

I have decided to make it my life's ambition to create a sex ed course which involves the use of hammers and shoes. And, of course, sad pandas. Named Petey.

Re: *falls over and dies.*

omg! You're alive! *glomps*

how would the sad pandas fit in though?

Re: *falls over and dies.*

I'd talk about sexual harrassment, of course. And you know how that makes Petey the Panda sad.

*glomps back*

Re: *falls over and dies.*

Icon! creepy Santa! have lost ability to form complete sentences!

Re: *falls over and dies.*

Santa is quite the stalker, you know.

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows when you've been bad or good...


Fortunately, little does Santa know that I'm stalking him. I've already had plenty of practice in the art of stalking. And I'm always ten steps ahead of Santa, that fat, perverted creep.

Re: *falls over and dies.*

haha...we're singing that in chorus...

(Anonymous)

Re: *falls over and dies.*

Oh, man. I pity you.

Just make sure to use your creepiest voice... ;)

(Anonymous)

Re: *falls over and dies.*

heh. it actually sounds pretty cool...
P.S. -- I'm totally stealing that and reposting it.